The last thing you want to do with a $1m Bugatti Veyron is to drive it into a marsh. Unfortunately this is exactly what this owner did. Apparently he was distracted by a low flying bird. He is now distracted by a very soggy Bugatti.
This controversial Mazda advert shows that the car makes the man. Flash your key fob at an attractive lady and then let nature take its course. Watch, learn and take notes.
Parking Lesson #19. Don't get out of a moving car to open a garage door. This is what handbrakes are for. Luckily for us, this lesson is caught on CCTV and rightly shames this parking muppet.
Car explodes. In slow motion. Boom. Awesome.