Iiiiin the red car corner is Jessica Simpson, who recently got handed the spurious accolade of having the best boobs in Hollywood. She's an actress with a face and talent too you know, as THIS INFAMOUS VIDEO from the Dukes of Hazzard remake surely proves. Who wins the celebrity carwash face off? Who cares… Sticking with the spurious theme of women, water and cars, here's an odd offering from our friends in the Far East. SHOWERING IN A CAR PARK isn't the first place that springs to mind when you fancy a scrub and it's obviously not on because the Chinese authorities banned the ad for its racy content. Bit steamy this one – you have been warned! “Car towing another car in Czech republic goes horribly wrong” is the title of THIS CLIP which surely features the biggest mismatch since Johnny Vegas ordered just a half of Guinness. Just wait for the 40 second mark when everything you've been expecting comes true.