Let's face facts, aside from traffic jams, the trots, that Maynards wine gums advert, spam emails, the antiques roadshow theme tune, rubbish pay rises, the Nuts TV station, Garth Crooks 'expert football analysis' and Anne Widdecombe, car alarms are one of the most annoying things out there. That's why spoof ideas like THIS SAUCY ALARM are so appealing. It'd never make it to market though would it?

Regular viewers of CCTV will know the competition for the title of 'The Worst Parking in the World…Ever!' is pretty tough. Not that we're ones to point the stereotyping finger but the recurring theme in our clips has been women. What is it with the women? Refreshing then that THIS CLIP flips the stereotype on its head. Quite how bad the chap's parking manoeuvres are have to be seen to be believed.

Ford must've splashed the cash judging by their newKUGA TV CAMPAIGN. Nope, we're not talking about the advert itself of course (there's nothing here one of them naaaasty foam parties couldn't achieve at half the price) we're talking about launching it during the Champions League final. Ad slots on two channels during one of the year's biggest sporting events can't come cheap. Expect Kuga sticker prices to start rising as you watch.