Remember that bit in Wayne's World where the boys rock out in style to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody? Well THIS FELLA takes it to the next level. Parked up alone in a multi-storey car park he seizes the opportunity to rock hard all on his own. Shame he didn't realise what would happen if he banged the steering wheel again, and again, and again and again…

Take one geek in a sports car, add a hot, hot, lady, sprinkle in an unfortunate understanding and sit back and let it come to the boil. Mix it all together and what do you get? This fantastically tragic accident that's what. There's a moral in here somewhere ladies and gentlemen but all we can come up with is that geeks shouldn't drive nice cars.

Never park your car under a coconut tree so the old adage goes but do people listen? Do they flip and THIS TUBBY FUNSTER certainly didn't. He may well be able to park expertly but that's not going to help him when it starts to rain hard bowling ball sized nuts.